Sry I called you an 8
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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