dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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