Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
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