Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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