JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Randomize
