I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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