At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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