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just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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