We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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