yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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