i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
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