I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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