is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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