U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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