my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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