It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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