He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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