Only a mothe r could love this liver
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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