Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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