Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I showed him my bush... on skype.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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