And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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