girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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