Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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