Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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