Quick, to the slutcave!
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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