god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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