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(631): View more from New York

fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it

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(941): View more from Florida

Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.

(1-941): View more from Florida

That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.

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(845): View more from New York

I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking

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(970): View more from Colorado

my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day

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