i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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