seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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