Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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