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i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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