ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Randomize
