Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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