Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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