It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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