I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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