Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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