Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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