I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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