even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
He uses pillows to masturbate.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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