it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
How's work?
Spinning.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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