how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
We got so high we made milksteak
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
