woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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