Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
we're making bets on your personal life
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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