Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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