have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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