dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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