He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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