guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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