Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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