This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
Randomize
