I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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