is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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