I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Randomize
