my vag is so smooth its legendary
either way he was missing a nipple.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
The ass gains better be worth it
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